Exclusive: Meet the extraterrestrial from the “Galactic Federation.”

Professor Haim Eshed, the retired brigadier general in the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) and former director of space programs for the Israel Ministry of Defense for nearly 30 years, told Israeli newspaper Yedioth Aharonoth, earthlings have been in contact with extraterrestrials from a galactic federation. “The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet.”

He also revealed that President Donald Trump struck a deal with the extraterrestrial race to keep quiet about them on Twitter so they can carry out their experiments among us.

Earlier today, I found a member of the Galactic Federation living in the bottom of a box in our work shed. He agreed to let me share an exclusive photo of the encounter here, in exchange for a new set of 4 Duracell Coppertop C Batteries.